#scp 867

[theseagull16]

Another free lesson another chance to draw more scp's including Mr hungry he's eating a gun if you haven't noticed after eating his own chair.

[silentdusk778]

Character Bio - ‘SCP 867’ the Trevenant (Pokemon)

Y’all will never know the amount of months it took just to finally hatch a shiny version of this Pokemon. So worth it though.

[daily-scp]

4/17/2017 - SCP867, “Blood Spruce”

SCP-867 is a species of coniferous tree visually similar to Picea pungens, or blue spruce, except for its distinctive red coloration and a complete lack of seed cones at any stage in its life.

[scp-l4-clef-alto-001]

im so mad. i was on the SCP wiki the other day and my friend asked about clef lore. i ended up going through some GOC stuff on the clef tag and was just mindlessly reading when i came across a string of numbers.

i didnt think much about the numbers until i read them outloud in my head. it filled me with so much rage about how blindly i walked into that string without realizing what it was. i was so mad i had to walk out of the room.

i cant even remember the article. i know it was under the clef tag, but the numbers were "867-5309"

Here. Read this one. It will make you less angry.

Clef

[eldritch-muppetshow]

every dib with a number so far

0001

1892 (scp d-class)

5316 (scp researcher)

5585 (fuckton of iron in his blood)

6130 (fairy)

6278 (retail)

69 (homestuck fan)

#xxxx# (infinite dibs but only 25 survive)

-0001 (created the irken empire)

0690 (straight)

6969 (gay)

867-5309 (jenny)

042 (conspiracy theorist)

803 (inside-out)

2915 (blue eyes)

8849 (rubber piggy incident was never undone)

373 (looks like a sen agent)

777 (perfect membrane clone)

2365 (pokemon trainer)

5457 (rbzoas)

101 (fish boy)

526 (vampire (separate from superbcopartisan banana’s vampire boy))

213 (2 scythes, mistaken for an irken)

142 (blob)

800 (invisible)

420 (lizard boy who hates his number)

235 (bologna)

1615 (pakromancy)

4784 (zim’s adoptive brother, his zim was killed)

1082 (humans and irkens switch roles)

0936 (immortal, healing factor)

[randommasterofthestars]

Examination Specimen Subject 867

Umbra "Greetings D-class person please state your name and crime that placed you on death row" D-class "My name is Richard [Missing] and I was placed on death row for the murder of federal judge [Redirected]" Auto Machine "Scp 867 now being release please stand back" Umbra "Mr [Missing] I would like you to please take one of the branches from the tree and place it on the table" D-class "i don't feel safe doing this I want out" Vigil "LiStEn HeRe YoU To BiT ScUm YoU GrAb ThAt TrEe AnD YoUr FrEe" D-class "ouch that really hurt and I feel really funny" 1 hour mark no change 5 hour mark Cold sweat heated veins 12 hour mark stomach and upper intestinal discomfort 15 hour mark Unable to move 21 hour mark Visual sign of roots 24 hour more Subject deceased 5 day mark Subject stomach showing signs of growth 10 day mark Subject stomach expanded to large growth 20 day mark Subject nearing final stage 22 day mark Subject exploded and new Scp 867 released Umbra "computer terminate parameters" Auto Machine "disintegration commencing"

[randommasterofthestars]

Scp 867 Aka Blood Spruce This one is Intresting to say the least. So 867 is a type of conifer that grows a red colour and produces no cones, it's currently being held in Site [Error] bio containment labs. (SoUnDs So BoRiNg WhAt MaKeS It TiCk) Well 867 has hollowed out bristles that have a large seed and compact gasses inside them, just by brushing past the skin cases the gasses to explode and the seed to enter the body. (ThAtS WrOnG On So MaNy LeVeLs) Oh it gets so much worse Infact the seed inside begins to grow after around 1-2 weeks, it continues to grow inside the host until all the body has been taken over. (ApPaReNtLy ThIs ExScRuCiAtInGlY PaIn FuLl LeTs UsE It) After the host death the tree burst from there dead body ewwwwww (I DoNt CaRe Im DoInG It FoR ScIeNcE)